The Nicholas Network

Tuesday, June 18, 2019


A watch with a timer in it and a small, refillable bladder for ANTI-BAC hand sanitizer.

You wear the watch, it tells time.

It also tells you WHEN to sanitize your hands and (with the push of a button)
a dab of the good juice into your palm-


Saturday, June 11, 2016


tenders need to get with it.
Make COCKtails called OTTERtails.
Don't use ice cubes.
Break up and use OTTER POPS.

Akin to jello shots- but MORE CLASSY!

Saturday, September 26, 2015


A TOILET SEAT combined with a SCALE.

It weighs you as you poop.

EVEN BETTER- it weighs you before and after you poop and then uses
the PRE and POST numbers to calculate the weight of your dumps.



I did art.
A lifetime ago.
Maybe, when my son gets older and has cultivated
a life of 'his own', I'll get back on that horse-

And start riding again.

Bigfoot in PDX

Did a little artsy project with my kid this summer.
I had these sasquatch sculptures that I'd done over the years, didn't know what to do with 'em...

So we 'released them back into the wild'.
He took the photos.

Here's the BLOG about it-

Friday, April 24, 2015

CONFIRMED the rumours are TRUE

CONFIRMED, the rumours are TRUE! Morrissey has successfully lobbied for a tiny cameo appearance in the new, upcoming STAR WARS: The Force Awakens. In keeping with GEORGE LUCAS' original vision of a BRIT-CENTRIC intergalactic government, the alternative crooner was cast this week in a tiny scene featuring bickering politicians. This is a sly nod to the singers own, career-long battles with the British High Courts AS WELL AS a nod to his firm, and very public, beliefs about artist's intellectual property rights. Just kidding, but wouldn't it be amazing if it were true?

Friday, June 13, 2014

26th Idea

This one WILL REALLY happen guys.
Use the same software that the FBI uses for facial recognition, but instead of scanning crowds at superbowls or busy intersections in major cities for terrorists- let the public sector use it for fun on the skinternet!

You upload a picture of your face and the engine searches EVERY photo on the internet and finds your evil twin(s), I was thinking about 5 results of people who's facial configuration matches yours the best.

You would have to incrementally pay along the way.
$3 to find out what STATE your matches live in.
$5 to find out wht city , after that.
$10 to find an email address or street address or whatever...

THE BEST PARTis the name, since you are finding your DOUBLE on line (your doppelganger), it would be-
Get it!!??!?!?!?!?!?!