Saturday, September 26, 2015


A TOILET SEAT combined with a SCALE.

It weighs you as you poop.

EVEN BETTER- it weighs you before and after you poop and then uses
the PRE and POST numbers to calculate the weight of your dumps.



I did art.
A lifetime ago.
Maybe, when my son gets older and has cultivated
a life of 'his own', I'll get back on that horse-

And start riding again.

Bigfoot in PDX

Did a little artsy project with my kid this summer.
I had these sasquatch sculptures that I'd done over the years, didn't know what to do with 'em...

So we 'released them back into the wild'.
He took the photos.

Here's the BLOG about it-

Friday, April 24, 2015

CONFIRMED the rumours are TRUE

CONFIRMED, the rumours are TRUE! Morrissey has successfully lobbied for a tiny cameo appearance in the new, upcoming STAR WARS: The Force Awakens. In keeping with GEORGE LUCAS' original vision of a BRIT-CENTRIC intergalactic government, the alternative crooner was cast this week in a tiny scene featuring bickering politicians. This is a sly nod to the singers own, career-long battles with the British High Courts AS WELL AS a nod to his firm, and very public, beliefs about artist's intellectual property rights. Just kidding, but wouldn't it be amazing if it were true?