Wednesday, October 17, 2012
always rambling on about how sucky his life is, his wife is, his job is... I mean- they want to hear about WHAT YOU ATE FOR LUNCH and/or what AMC TELEVISION SHOW you are currently marathon-ing over the weekend, c'mon people!
Facebook isn't for psychoanalysis by your peers.
It isn't for venting your frustrations and questioning your choices and crying out for help from someone, ANYONE who has maybe BEEN THERE BEFORE and can HELP YOU THROUGH the tougher times of life...
BUT IT COULD BE.
And we could name it OPENbook.
And we could be million-ga-zillion-aires and wipe our butts with Zuckerburgs...
Posted by SUBMIT! at 9:49 AM
You liked RING POPS as a kid, right?
What about CANDY NECKLACES???
Yes- you got it- there just isn't enough FOOD YOU CAN WEAR... Sure, any fool can sew together lunchmeat to make a pair of trousers, but CANDY is where it is at (and has been at for decades)-
SO why not address the MILLIONS of people who BITE THEIR NAILS while adding to the spartan bevy of wearable treats???
EDIBLE, CHEWABLE, bite-able, CANDY FINGERNAILS!!!
Posted by SUBMIT! at 9:44 AM
Thursday, March 1, 2012
By way of RESUMe... These are the places (i can remember) having shown... My paintings at... Sans dates, as I am no Uatu the Watcher...
ATTN: places I may have left off of my list- sorry- you will always remain - in my heart...
Either SOLO or GROUP shows, I have been seen at:
Black Cat Coffee
THE CROW BAR
the C bar
red flag bar
NIGHT LIGHT LOUNGE
The Basement Pub
Floating World Comics
The Art Nucleus
The Tiger Bar
THE AGENDA bar
Singer Hill Cafe
Coffee House Cafe
The Blue Pepper
THE IKE BOX
The Elsinore Gallery
Posted by SUBMIT! at 7:21 PM
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Forgot to post about my DECEMBER.
Was in a Star Wars group show at the Basement Pub, was in a Small Things group show at The Artichoke gallery on STARK St., AND organized and participated in the TOYS & GAMES group show at the Black Cat on 12th and Alberta.
I sold stuff from all 3 shows.
Whoooopeee for me!
Posted by SUBMIT! at 1:27 PM
Maybe I was even going to PUBLISH it someday, then I got drunk last month and LOST IT... Somewhere between HOLMAN's bar, doug's car, the RADIO CAB, and the cold cold walk up SE 148th... It got lost.
It contained various witticisms and comics about my relationships.
About 100 pages of cartoons and jokes.
Ending with a letter that Erica wrote, when she didn't want to see me anymore.
It was funny and heartbreaking...
I loved it.
Then I lost it.
(just like all of the girls it was about)
Posted by SUBMIT! at 1:22 PM
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Ok Ok Ok Ok ok ok Ok oKok ok ok OK OK OK ok ok Ok.....
Candy corn ON THE COB has now been created...
I talked about it for years and years and somehow my mind BROADCASTED the idea out into the ether.
No one is making A MILLION DOLLARS from the concept yet, but I am happy it is gaining momentum... It is only a matter of time...
A couple of NEW ruminations on the same theme:
-POPcorn on the COB... no more messy transmission from bowl to hole.
-CREAMED corn on the COB... you have your bare cob, you have your bowl of creamed corn, you just dip it and enjoy (ever heard of fondue or french dip sandwiches?)
-CORNDOG on the COB... it is a corn on the cob, deep fried with cornbread around it... SCRUMdiddlyUMPtious!!!!
when in doubt-
Posted by SUBMIT! at 5:00 PM
VITAMIN packed-fudge that contains 100% of your daily needs...
This fudge is P-A-C-K-E-D!!!!
like an ENERGY DRINK- this fudge is PACKED with caffeine and raw energy power- enough to keep you awake for 48 hours!!!
THIS FUDGE IS .p.a.c.k.e.d...!!!!!
(and then it is packed up and shipped to you...)
Posted by SUBMIT! at 4:50 PM
It is the title for a movie about 3 brothers who are convinced they are still high-school-cool, when really they are stuck in a lame repeating cycle.
Think Will Ferrel from Wedding Crashers, only semi-dramatic and heartbreaking - instead of slapstick upside your head.
Jon Krasniski (from the Office)
Posted by SUBMIT! at 4:11 PM
SINCE I SKIPPED IT A WHILE BACK!!!!
It is an ATM that only dispenses $3 bills.
(as in "as queer as a 3 dollar bill".)
These dollars 'cost' 3 dollars, but are redeemable for 5 dollars worth of product/services at GAY FRIENDLY establishments that choose to participate.
It's called SCRIP, people, been done for years...
Posted by SUBMIT! at 4:10 PM