Friday, December 23, 2011

BARACK steady

Put it in the back window of your car.


You're right... that might be too big a committttment for a schmuck like me.

... ass...

He works hard for me and I, like, ummm... what? can't spare the color INK for him? ? ?

Hey, yo, I made this up... Let's get it out there y'all!

Sunday, December 11, 2011


If you are interested in a piece from the BLACK CAT, please ask the cashier if it is OK to pay them and take the piece you want.

Not all cashiers are cool with handling the art money, so if they are not- you can call or TXT me at 503.752.3707 and I can meet you there to handle the transaction.

CASH ONLY, please.

My eMail is and it is checked daily.


Monday, November 7, 2011


My son got put on a pop bottle.
Wanna try it?

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Occupy Portland

It was fun and stinky, but that's the smell of change and freedom, buddy.
I can't imagine Viet Nam protesters or civil rights protesters or hooverville residents smelled any better.
Proud of these people, man.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011


UP at the BLACK CAT on 12th and Alberta St. during the month of October in 2011... Such a -w-i-c-k-e-d- show!!!

Puppet Mastery

This movie scared me so bad when I was a child... But now, it is just funny and cute!

I did these guys from memory, so, don't hate on the accuracy of the dudes...

FRANKENstein's monster

For the GRoup SHow at the BLACK CAT on 12th and Alberta St.



Now part of the GROUP SHOW at the BLACK CAT cafe on 12th and Alberta.

Even as a monster, he is so cool.

3D work

Mounted Stuffed Animals with real antlers...
The Horny Toad and the LAMBrod.

Yes, this is what I do.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

M.D.Idea #15

'Choose your own adventure' style movie with 4 endings.

What if, the first time you saw CASABLANCA Rick went away with Ilsa- and the SECOND time she left with her husband???

What if the Matrix had any number of better endings than the ONE LAME ONE it had?

How about if you saw SE7EN and Brad Pitt arrested Ke7in Spacey instead of 'becoming Wrath'??? And then you saw it again and -POP- one in the coconut like a gangstarr!!!

Yes, it is a gimmick, but so is 3D.
Make a movie and shoot 4 different, distinct endings.
Release one version for critics screenings, etc... But then release all 4 when it 'opens wide' without any publicity about your 4 different endings-

Sit back and enjoy the publicity and chaos and conversations that develop WORLDWIDE.

Hey, DVDs often include alternate endings- why not get them all 'out there' when you just can't choose ONE? People could get a different experience when they saw the movie a second time- they'd just have to see it at a different location and take a chance.

If it was marked right -post release- you could have a real good concept here that would be copied and tweaked for years to come...

You're welcome Hollywood!!!

Million Dollar Idea #14


So, yes, WoW players are super-nerds, and MINDCRAFT players are worse, but hear me out.

Online players would subscribe to participate.
The event would last ONE MONTH.
They would have one week to CREATE their characters and 'practice fight'- then- all players are randomly placed on a created battle planet where they must fight to the last man in 30 days.

The planet is populated with hidden weapons- even alliances would have to crumble with only ONE winner.

The upside- you could charge whatever you want, really. So many hardcore gamers would line up to prove they were the best- even if you awarded NO CASH PRIZE- but instead the winner gets to help develop the SECOND YEARS battle world.

It would be a phenom.

Did I say Million Dollar Idea?
This one's probably more like a billion.

Thursday, August 4, 2011


If you are interested in a piece that is up at the RED FLAG (through the month of August), here is how I'm handling the sales.

You may go ahead and write SOLD on the tag at the bar, if you feel strongly about it... It doesn't 'really' matter, because-

You may then pay for and pick up your piece at the bar on the 31st of the month from 5-6:30pm... First come, first sold... So don't get bent out of shape -please- if the one you wanted is gone when you show up at 6:25...

I may make other arrangements with you if you EMAIL me at:

But I'd rather just handle all the sales on the 31st... You can understand why I wouldn't want to zip all over town and use GAS and TIME to sell a $25 piece to someone who may or may not even show up (which has happened to me multiple times before)...

Writing SOLD on the tag and/or sending me an email can still be over-ruled by someone showing up on the 31st with cash in hand.

Thank you for patronizing the arts...
he he he.


Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Cartoon Logic

HEY! Donald Duck and Winnie the Pooh wear shirts, right?

So get off my back.

It's just cartoon logic.

Red Head

A re-post.
This one's better.

By a fraction of an inch.

DESTRO attacks!!!

Pat got this one...
That bastard!

STAR wars X-ray paintings

SO fun to do.
The R2D2 one was labeled 'Kenny Baker'.

Ha ha ha.

Nerds are funny...


Sold at L.Thursday for a measly $80.
This guy was painted on a closet door.
Oh well, paint for the love of it, right?
Not the $$$$???!!!


More Cigs Sold

Sold to people who can post pictures
online better than me.
I repeat pictures to 'trump up' my
sales figures.

You almost fell for it.


Another (marginally) satisfied customer...

10 points!


Wash with my SNOT

This hand washing station looked like a face to me...


Some cig-pac-men I done went and sold at Last Thursday.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em...

Pair of Ladies

Sold them at Lasties.
Selling ladies is legal now.

June's LAST Thursday event out on Alberta St.

Sold a few.
Shook a few hands.
Ate a burrito.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Million Dollar Idea #13

The HOLSTER pack.

Add one part gun holster = TOUGH.

Plus a sprinkle of Fanny Pack= USEFUL.

And men get permission to strap a purse to their legs!!!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Idea # 12- The 100% GAY Cookbook

Yes folks- why not hit that market that loves a good glazed donut?
I'm taking fried bananas with 2 breaded walnuts.
Rainbow cake.
Hotdogs with chowder sauce.
Crotch soup.
Brautwirst with darkened angel hair pasta.
The works- go for it!